tastefullyoffensive:

"I trusted you." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I trusted you." [via]

where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.

where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.

yourowngoddamnsoldier:

"You wanna come over and hang out? We just got pizza."

zackheroinbob:

kiss-my-assbutt:

lolzpicx:

Street Art

"graffiti isnt art its just vandalism"

The creativity is absolutely amazing

Vienna Teng - The Hymn of Acxiom (Pre-Release Mix)
4,181 plays

rowboatfco:

onasas:

VIENNA TENG | The Hymn of Acxiom

Somebody hears you
You know that, you know that  
Somebody hears you
You know that inside
Someone is learning the colours of all your moods
To (say just he right thing and) show that you’re understood
Here you’re known

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

the beatles, yellow submarine: cyclops scene - requested

vinegod:

Not all men are dogs… by Amanda Cerny

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community