queenclem:

By you!

Sherlock/Broad City

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

And I can tell just what you want, you don’t want to be alone.

passionpayne:

beyonce has written detailed songs about cunnilingus with these lips

image

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me?

nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them


smoek weed err day

smoek weed err day

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train